- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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