We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Refridgerator.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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