Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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