Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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