- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

men, men like men= men+bed

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

One time i was sitting down

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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