- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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