Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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