What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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