whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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