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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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