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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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