How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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