Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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