What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

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