What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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