- Anti Joke

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.