- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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