- Anti Joke

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.