Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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