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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Title IX

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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