- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

I Have a Black Friend

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Wanna hear a joke? no

drugs.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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