- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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