- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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