how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Gay rights.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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