- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Gay rights.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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