speak now or forever hold your pee

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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