- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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