What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What comes after 69? 70

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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