why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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