Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

penis. nuff said.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

He--Hey guys

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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