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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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