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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

this website is a bad joke

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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