Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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