When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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