- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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