- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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