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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A praying mantis is very graceful

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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