- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

your mom.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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