How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Get up Look in the mirror

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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