- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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