Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A guy walks into a bar

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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