- Anti Joke

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.