- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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