If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Gay republicans

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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