- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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