- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

I have an idea! You leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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