- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

a blind man walks into a wall

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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