- Anti Joke

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.