Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Bitch

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Anti Joke

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