Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Man U

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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