- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

There's my tractor.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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