Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

im @ work, LOL.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

France had one revolution

Ily bae

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Anti Joke

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