- Anti Joke

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!