what's purple and plastic purple plastic

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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