why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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