- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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