- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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