Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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