- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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