- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

salad days!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yes

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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