Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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