- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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