- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

I'm rick james bitch

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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