roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats green and lives in the water

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

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