Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

A russian gives away vodka.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Tucker Rivera

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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