- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

knock knock come in !

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