Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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salad days!

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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