want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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