Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My spelling is horrible

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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