- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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