- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??