- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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