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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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