when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

My jeans

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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