- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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