- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

guess what what ...

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

My jeans

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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