- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Where's my baby??

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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