- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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