why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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