Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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