A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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^ That's not even funny ^

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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