- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

The child was fired from his job.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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