What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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