- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

womens rights.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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