WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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