whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why do fat people commit suicide

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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