There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats 2+2? 4

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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