Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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