why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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