- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

H o m o comes out as homo

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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