HELLO EVERYONE

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: knok knok A: Im home

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Sarah Palin.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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