- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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