- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Gay rights.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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