- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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