A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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sky silverstein

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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