Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

richard is fag

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

I have an idea! You leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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