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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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