- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

The New York Giants

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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