What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A gay man watches football.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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