How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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