- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A hill billy went fishing

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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