- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Jesus Christ

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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