- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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