- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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