- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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