How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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