There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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