- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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