- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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