Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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