What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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