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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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