- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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