Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

HELLO EVERYONE

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A russian gives away vodka.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Tucker Rivera

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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