Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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