- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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