What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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