Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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