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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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