- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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