i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Where's my baby??

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

My jeans

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

I will create more jobs for americans

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Anti Joke

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