What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

roses are red poo is poo

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A pope meets another one

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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