- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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