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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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