knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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