Women deserve equal rights.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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