Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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