- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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