Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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ur an fagit

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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