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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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