- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Knock, Knock Come in

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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