Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Obama

You idiot thats 9 letters

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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