- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

He--Hey guys

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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