When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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