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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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