- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

all these jokes are horrible now

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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