- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

i'm hard

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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