- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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