- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead