- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A man goes to the potty.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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