- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

the WNBA.

Im cute hehehee

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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