wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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