A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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A penis walks into a bar..

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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