- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Men's rights

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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