Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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sky silverstein

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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I like touching my boobs

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Thats what she said

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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