- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A penis walks into a bar..

FOX News: Fair and balanced

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A black man walks out of a police station

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