A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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^ That's not even funny ^

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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