-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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