took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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how man

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Jimmy Saville

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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