- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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