- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

steven hawking walks into a bar

I'm homeless.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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