What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

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