- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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