What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I was watching Fox news.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

No

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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