- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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