We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Nobody cares maddie!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A cat playing laser tag.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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