Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How old are you? 7

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

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