- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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