Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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