- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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